Welcome to Safe Space, the pinnacle of space technology since 2072. As an employee aboard the stellar ship named TR-4-NQU-1-L-1TY, now headed toward TON 618, the biggest black hole in our known universe. We aim to use your research to help the Earth's energy crisis, and w̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶1̶0̶0̶%̶̶̶ ̶S̶̴̶afe on ̴̶t̶̸̶h̶̷̶i̶̸̶s̶ ship.